Season 1
Cow and Chicken Episode 1 – Field Trip to Folsom Prison
While on a field trip to a local prison, Chicken ends up switching places with one of the convicts.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Episode 2 – The Girls Bathroom
Chicken reluctantly accepts a dare set by Flem and Earl to see what the girls' bathroom at school is like.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Episode 3 – Supermodel Cow
Cow has her big break when she becomes a supermodel. However, she soon learns that fame doesn't last long.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Episode 4 – Part Time Job
Cow gets a part time job at a milk farm in order for her to get a Crabs the Warthog doll. However, when Chicken tries to apply for a part time job, he soon ends up in danger.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Episode 5 – Alive!
A game of "Catch" results in Cow and her cousin, Boneless Chicken getting stuck on the roof of their house.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Episode 6 – Who Is Supercow?
The Red Guy tries to find out Supercow's real identity.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Episode 7 – Confused
After making a small mess, Cow and Chicken are sent to a military school, then are sent to sensitivity training.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Episode 8 – The Molting Fairy
Chicken wakes up one morning to find that he is molting. He soon uses this to his advantage when he learns that he can get paid for all the feathers he loses.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Episode 9 – The Ugliest Weenie Part 1
Cow writes a play entitled "The Ugliest Weenie", to which Chicken finds it stupid, but the drama teacher, Mr. Fleur, finds it compelling and turns it into a play. However, Chicken's role in the play leads to love with a French student, and a feud with best friend, Flem.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Episode 10 – The Ugliest Weenie Part 2
"The Ugliest Weenie" is acted out in full, this time with the leading roles filled in by Cow and Chicken, respectfully. By the end of the act, the stage catches on fire from a freak accident.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Episode 11 – Crash Dive
Chicken floats down stream in his new home-made submarine. However, knowing of a nearby waterfall, Cow attempts to save him.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Episode 12 – Happy Meat
Sick and tired of the ketchup-based meals being served at school by Mrs. Barederriere (The Red Guy), Cow and Chicken follow in their grandparents' footsteps and make a food stall that serves meat. Parody of Happy Meal
6 min
Cow and Chicken Episode 13 – School Bully
Chicken and Flem help their regular bully, Butch, after he is outshined by a meaner, stronger bully.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Episode 14 – Time Machine
Cow and Chicken find a time machine, and decide to travel in time. However, things go wrong when The Red Guy shows up in an attempt to change the course of history for the worse.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Episode 15 – Orthodontic Police
Cow and Chicken are given inhumane braces by an Orthodontic Police Officer (The Red Guy). However, they soon learn that they're not the only ones. This episode replaced an episode called "Buffalo Gals" which was banned because it was offensive.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Episode 16 – The Cow with Four Eyes
Cow has become the most popular student in school thanks to her new glasses. Jealous of this, Chicken decides to get some as well, leading up to an attempt to destroy a new school dungeon (which was actually a new swimming pool).
6 min
Cow and Chicken Episode 17 – Cow Instincts, Don`t It?
Cow believes that she has some form of herding instinct, which leads her to following a postman, ducks, fish and even soldiers!
6 min
Cow and Chicken Episode 18 – Ballerina Cow
Cow has started taking up ballet, but due to her weight, she brings the house down (literally)! Fortunately, she finds someone to help her find fame, in the form of homewrecker Mr. Slacksoff (The Red Guy).
6 min
Cow and Chicken Episode 19 – Chicken`s First Kiss
After the girls beat the boys in a game of "Girls Chase Boys", Chicken is tormented by the claim that he is in love with a girl named Winey. This leads to Chicken having an anxiety attack over suffering from her "cooties".
6 min
Cow and Chicken Episode 20 – Squirt the Daisies
While getting money to play on the arcade machines, Chicken is brought in by The Red Guy to play on a Virtual Reality machine. Games include "Kick the Can," "Duck, Duck, Goose" and Cow's favourite game, "Squirt the Daisies." However, just because these look like pre-school games, doesn't mean that they don't have an extreme twist.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Episode 21 – Lawnmower Chicken
Chicken tries to earn extra money by mowing the lawn of Mr. Devlin (The Red Guy).
6 min
Cow and Chicken Episode 22 – Cow Loves Piles
Cow is with her family at the fair, where she takes her new doll, Piles the Beaver with her. But when she loses Piles, Cow must chase after and recover him.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Episode 23 – Space Cow
As part of a school assignment, Cow and Chicken write essays on what jobs they want when they're older. Since Cow's essay won, she gets to live her dream as an astronaut, whereas the runner-up, Chicken, works at a supermarket.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Episode 24 – The Legend of Sailcat
Chicken, Flem and Earl are camping with Flem's father. After Cow shows up, Flem's Dad sings a story about a legend named Sailcat.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Episode 25 – Headhunting in Oregon
The family head over to Oregon to find a tribe of head-hunters. Eventually, Chicken soon becomes the "hunted", especially when The Red Guy is their leader.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Episode 26 – The King & Queen of Cheese
Cow heads over to Cornflake, Arkansas, where she tries to help Larry Lackapants (The Red Guy) become The King and Queen of Cheese.
6 min
Season 2
Cow and Chicken Season 2 Episode 1 – Fluffy the Anaconda
Cow adopts an anaconda, whom proceeds to swallow the entire family.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 2 Episode 2 – The Laughing Puddle
Chicken discovers a mysterious puddle that brings people in through laughter.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 2 Episode 3 – Pirate Lessons
Capt'n Buttz Pirate (The Red Guy) takes Cow and Chicken aboard to become pirates.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 2 Episode 4 – Halloween with Dead Ghost, Coast to Coast
Following advice from Dead Ghost (The Red Guy), Cow and Chicken go trick-or-treating dressed as adults.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 2 Episode 5 – Tongue Sandwich
A talkative Cow ends up with her tongue escaping after a sneeze. The tongue causes all sorts of mayhem which ends up with the law on his tail.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 2 Episode 6 – Dream Date Chicken
After being grounded for throwing a tantrum and back-talking his father, Chicken runs away from home to live the "bachelor lifestyle" of his cousin, Boneless Chicken.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 2 Episode 7 – Sumo Cow
Cow represents the school for sumo wrestling, and Chicken finds some advantage to this.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 2 Episode 8 – Comet!
Chicken plays a comet prank during a field trip to an observatory. However, he soon realizes that the entire city thinks it's a real comet.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 2 Episode 9 – Dirty Laundry
The school revamps their newspaper into a television news show with the help of Geraldo Rearviewa (The Red Guy), who uses Chicken to generate scandalous stories.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 2 Episode 10 – Grizzly Beaver Safari
Cow and Chicken are in Africa where they encounter wild animals such as the Grizzly Beaver (surely a difficult challenge, even for Supercow).
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 2 Episode 11 – Boneless Kite
Cow, Chicken and their cousin (Boneless Chicken), Boneless Chicken travel to the Lava Park, where they learn how to fly a kite. Unfortunately, when Baron Von Non-Leiderhosen (The Red Guy) loses his kite, he uses Boneless as one for a Tug O' War contest.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 2 Episode 12 – Which Came First?
Chicken wakes up one morning and finds an egg underneath him (placed there by The Red Guy). This leads to him dressing up as a girl, as well as going out on a date with Flem and Earl.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 2 Episode 13 – Buffalo Gals
Cow and Chicken's house is invaded by a gang of female bikers who like to literally chew on carpet and invite Cow into a game of softball. (Note: This episode was banned and replaced with the Orthodontic Police episode)
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 2 Episode 14 – Cow and Chicken Reclining
While trying out Dad's lethal chair, both Cow and Chicken end up trapped inside.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 2 Episode 15 – Free Inside!
Chicken receives a credit card (which only has 25 cents worth of credit) inside his cereal, however, he and Cow are both stalked by The Red Guy over the fee they have to pay after purchasing some gum.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 2 Episode 16 – Journey to the Center of Cow
While trying out the Pork Butt catapult, Chicken ends up being consumed by his little sister Cow. Can Dr. Bottoms (The Red Guy) save him? (Note: Journey to the Center of Cow is a parody of Fantastic Voyage)And A Parody Of A Dexter's Lab Episode Fantastic Boyage
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 2 Episode 17 – The Karate Chick
Chicken takes up karate lessons in order to get back at a school bully. (Note: This episode was based from the movie The Karate Kid)
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 2 Episode 18 – Yard Sale
A simple yard sale leads to Cow and Chicken attempting to win back their lawn, which The Red Guy purchased.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 2 Episode 19 – Meet Lance Sackless
Cow and Chicken attempt to get their home video sent to a big TV show in Canada, hosted by Lance Sackless (The Red Guy). (Note: In "Meet Lance Sackless", Canada's Funniest Home Vidiots! is a Parody of America's Funniest Home Videos)
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 2 Episode 20 – Who`s Afraid of the Dark?
Mom and Dad are worried about their children when they say they're not scared of the dark. So, they hire a scared Dr. Laxslax (The Red Guy) to solve the problem.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 2 Episode 21 – The Bad News Plastic Surgeons
Cow and Chicken represent the school for Plastic Surgery, with Dr. Hiney (The Red Guy) under their wing. Can they win the championship for the school, especially with the weakness of making a photo-realistic beaver?
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 2 Episode 22 – The Exchange Student
A student from a nearby town, Slappy McCracken, visits the school, and develops a friendship with Cow. Can they help stop his homeland from fighting each other with cheese? (Note: Slappy McCracken is named after Craig McCracken, the famed creator of The Powerpuff Girls which coincidentally premiered at the same time as Cow and Chicken.)
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 2 Episode 23 – Child Star
Cow takes the starring role in Ivan Panced's (The Red Guy's) new movie, "Pretty Little Girl". (Note: Chicken does not appear in this episode).
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 2 Episode 24 – Perpetual Energy
Cow and Chicken unwittingly create perpetual energy through spilling a junior chemistry set. This leads Rear Admiral Floyd (The Red Guy) to a get-rich scheme.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 2 Episode 25 – Bad Chicken
After Cow and Chicken tamper with the school photocopier, The Copy Fairy (the Red Guy) makes an evil version of Chicken through one of his copies. Evil Chicken soon runs rampant and it becomes up to Cow and Chicken to stop him and clear Chicken's name.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 2 Episode 26 – Stay Awake
Chicken ends up being hyperactive and having insomnia after consuming some caffeinated cereal. Can Cow find a cure that can get him to sleep?
6 min
Season 3
Cow and Chicken Season 3 Episode 1 – Can Cow Come Out and Play?
The Red Guy notices Cow has Crabs the Warthog, whereas he has the matching dollhouse. However, he tries to ask Mom if he can play with Cow, but "not if he was the last man on Earth." And so, in order to prove it, he attempts to lure the entire world's population (excluding Cow) into a free trailer.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 3 Episode 2 – Horn Envy
Cow is in love with a male student at school. However, she tries opening his heart to her by making bigger and better horns than the tiny ones she has got.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 3 Episode 3 – Goin My Way?
Mom and Dad pick up, and then adopt a hitch-hiker in the form of The Red Guy, much to the disappointment of Cow and Chicken.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 3 Episode 4 – The Babysitter
Mom and Dad have got to go out, leaving Cow to babysit Chicken, much to his disappointment.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 3 Episode 5 – Cow Fly
Cow avoids boredom by making friends with a fly, much to the annoyance of Chicken.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 3 Episode 6 – Where Am I?
While on her way back inside for lunch, Cow ends up getting lost in the garden, and starts to rely on survival instincts.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 3 Episode 7 – Sergeant Weenie Arms
Chicken, Flem and Earl are trained by action figure, Sergeant Weenie Arms, to become weenie marines like him.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 3 Episode 8 – Sow and Chicken
Cow and Chicken's anarchic cousin, Sow, comes over for a visit. However, when she comes over to school, Cow ends up taking the blame for Sow's misguided actions. However,Cow shows that Sow did it.. Showing her in the bathroom.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 3 Episode 9 – Me an’ My Dog
Cow adopts an invisible dog as a pet.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 3 Episode 10 – Cow`s Dream Catcher
Cow tags along with Chicken, Flem, and Earl on their camping trip in the tree fort. Cow says that if Chicken, Flem, or Earl touch her dream catcher that they'll die. Chicken accidentally breaks her dream catcher, and soon, he, Flem and Earl are at the mercy of Cow's worst nightmare: The Milkman.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 3 Episode 11 – Grandma at the Mall
Grandmama takes Cow and Chicken over to a mall, where they attempt to find a Grampa. But while this old timer is blind as a bat, Chicken uses this to his advantage in order to spend time with best buddies, Flem and Earl.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 3 Episode 12 – Chicken in the Bathroom
Chicken hates taking a bath, so he decides to waste his time. However, Cow, Mom and Dad are all desperate to go to the toilet, and attempt to persuade Chicken to take his bath.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 3 Episode 13 – Chickens Don`t Fly
While waiting to board a plane for his and Cow's holidays to Brunei, Chicken suddenly has a fear of flying.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 3 Episode 14 – P.E.
Chicken, Flem and Earl are on their first day of Junior High School, where in P.E, they play dodgeball. However, whilst they're in the showers, their clothes are stolen. Can the boys evade public embarrassment while being nude?
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 3 Episode 15 – Playin’ Hookie
Realizing that he has failed to study for a math test, Chicken pretends he is sick, and tries anything to prove it to Mom and Dad. When he is found out, he is sent back to school, only to realise that the math teacher has fallen ill and the test was subsequently replaced by a Chocolate test, which the class thoroughly enjoyed.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 3 Episode 16 – Chicken Lips
Unlike Cow, Chicken can't whistle, and he tries to get lessons from Professor Hineybottom (The Red Guy).
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 3 Episode 17 – The Day I Was Born
Cow attempts to learn about the day she was born, despite mixed views and opinions.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 3 Episode 18 – Factory Follies
The Red Guy works as a slave-driving boss of a factory. However, when he tries to celebrate his birthday, his employees don't come, so he decides to liven things up for himself. (Note: Cow and Chicken make a cameo at the end, being tied up to a chair by the Red Guy.)
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 3 Episode 19 – 101 Uses for Cow and Chicken
After playing with a price tagging gun at a supermarket, Cow and Chicken are purchased by The Red Guy. But the question is, what can he do with them?
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 3 Episode 20 – Intelligent Life?
Using a home-made rocket, Cow travels to a distant planet, where she meets up with the Red Guy, who claims to be an alien. And so, she takes him back to Earth, where he claims that the solution to the World's problems lie in puppets.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 3 Episode 21 – Be Careful What You Wish for
Chicken's wish for Cow to shut up comes true. But when he is run over by a truck, he regrets it after being sentenced to fifty years in prison for jay-walking (although the truck driver was at fault) when Cow refuses to clear his name.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 3 Episode 22 – Lost at Sea
Flem and Earl wake up naked and stranded in a hot ocean. They remember the great moments and dreams they've had together, even with help from The Red Guy.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 3 Episode 23 – Night of the Ed!
The family have a new pet in the form of a jackal named Ed. However, knowing how wild this animal is, can Cow and Chicken tame it?
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 3 Episode 24 – Cow`s Pie
Cow tries to persuade Chicken to eat her newly-baked pie.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 3 Episode 25 – Professor Longhorn Steer
In order to prove to Cow and Chicken that the Earth is flat, Dad brings in his brother, Professor Longhorn Steer, to teach them proper education.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 3 Episode 26 – A Couple of Skating Fools
Chicken and Earl compete against Flem and The Red Guy in a Figure Skating contest. Unfortunately, when Earl is left injured, Chicken tries to find another way to win. Note: The events that take place in the episode reference the famous Tonya Harding attack on Nancy Kerrigan during the 1994 Winter Olympics. In addition, The Red Guy's costume in the episode bears a strong resemblance Harding's appearance.
6 min
Season 4
Cow and Chicken Season 4 Episode 1 – Chachi, the Chewing Gum Seal
In order to prove to Chicken that she is artistic, Cow creates a seal out of chewing gum. Eventually, she wishes that her work of art, affectionally named Chachi, could live, which soon becomes a reality (and then a nightmare when the seal badmouths Cow).
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 4 Episode 2 – Black Sheep of the Family
Cow and Chicken's cousin, Black Sheep (who lives up to both sides of his name) has come over for a visit. However, this is a problem for Mom and Dad, who both run away for the duration of his visit. (This is the second time we see The Red Guy wear pants.)
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 4 Episode 3 – The Full Mounty
It's "Bring Your Kid to Work" Day, and Cow and Chicken are with Dad at his office. However, A Canadian Mounty (The Red Guy), constantly stalks the siblings around the entire building.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 4 Episode 4 – Mall Cop
Shopping at the mall becomes a problem for Cow when she and Chicken are pursued by a Mall Cop (The Red Guy) for supposed shoplifting.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 4 Episode 5 – Cow`s Toys
Cow's favorite toys, Crabs the Warthog, Piles the Beaver and Manure the Bear, make their escape out of the house on their own quest: to find "Maiden Hong Kong."
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 4 Episode 6 – I Scream, Man
It's coming up to Arbor Day, and Cow and Chicken are wanting some Ice Cream. Expect a paranoid Ice Cream man (The Red Guy) and an Arbor Day pig who suffers psychological torture from his countdown.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 4 Episode 7 – Cloud Nine
Chicken wants to ride on a kiddie's jet stationed outside a hardware store, but when he gets the money from Cow, it gets taken away. Can he get a chance to ride this jet?
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 4 Episode 8 – Send in the Clowns
Dad can't get along with his new neighbors, who happen to be clowns. However, Cow falls in love with the clown son, especially when they go to the same school.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 4 Episode 9 – The Big Move
Cow and Chicken are moving home, and remember the great moments they've had at their old house.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 4 Episode 10 – Cow`s Magic Blanket
Cow still has a security blanket (which happens to be Supercow's cape). But Chicken objects to her still carrying around such an item at her age, which leads to it being thrown out on the way to school. However, while Cow's depressed, the principal (The Red Guy) decides to torment Flem and Earl. Can Chicken retrieve the blanket that was thrown out?
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 4 Episode 11 – Snail Boy
Cow and Chicken's cousin, Snail Boy is coming to their school. However, he has proven to humiliate them in some ways, such as becoming a model for figure drawing.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 4 Episode 12 – The Penalty Wheel
Cow, Chicken, Flem and Earl are all competing in a game show called You Ben Panced? hosted by Benjamin Panced (The Red Guy). However, the challenges are virtually impossible to complete in such a short period of time, resulting in the losers spinning the penalty wheel. How will Cow's alter-ego, Supercow play into this?
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 4 Episode 13 – Invisible Cow
After being sold an invisibility potion by The Red Guy, Cow really believes she is invisible, despite not drinking it. She goes on to cause trouble, in which she, somehow, gets away with.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 4 Episode 14 – Monster in the Closet
Cow befriends a scary looking monster that lives in her bedroom closet.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 4 Episode 15 – Chicken`s Fairy Tale
Chicken, Flem and Earl find a beanstalk in the back garden, and it soon follows a story in the style of Jack and the Beanstalk.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 4 Episode 16 – Magic Chicken
Chicken hosts a magic show in front of his friends and family. However, it soon becomes no laughing matter when he makes Cow's Udder disappear, which ends up on The Red Guy.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 4 Episode 17 – Major Wedgie
Mom and Dad tell Cow and Chicken how they first met. This involves boot camp and a grumpy superior named Major Wedgie (The Red Guy). (This is the third time the Red Guy wears trousers on the television show.)
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 4 Episode 18 – The Loneliest Cow
In an effort to escape loneliness, Cow befriends an orange tree stationed in the back garden, much to Chicken's disgust.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 4 Episode 19 – Cow`s Horse
Cow adopts a horse named Blackie, much to the disapproval of Chicken, Mom and Dad.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 4 Episode 20 – Red Butler
A butler named Hiney (The Red Guy) comes over to serve Cow and Chicken, even in school time.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 4 Episode 21 – Cow`s A Beauty
The Red Guy attempts to enter Cow into a beauty pageant.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 4 Episode 22 – Piano Lessons
The Red Guy teaches Cow and Chicken piano lessons, in the hopes that they perform well to a sell-out audience.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 4 Episode 23 – Duck, Duck, Chicken
Dr. Hiney (The Red Guy) gives Chicken surgery, transforming him into a duck. Can Mom and Dad win the lawsuit?
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 4 Episode 24 – The Great Pantzini
Cow and Chicken are sent to join the Great Pantzini (the Red Guy)'s circus. He originally has Cow as a trapeze artist, and Chicken as a fire eater, but then settles to have them in as clowns.
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 4 Episode 25 – The Cow and Chicken Blues
Cow and Chicken are feeling down, and visit their next door neighbor, who happens to be a famous Blues Musician. And through song, he tells them a wild tale. (This is the fifth time we see The Red Guy wear pants.)
6 min
Cow and Chicken Season 4 Episode 26 – The Ballad of Cow and Chicken
Teacher, Flem and Earl sing a ballad, which involves Cow and Chicken being pursued by the Red Guy.
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